Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (June 26, 2020)

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Jun 26, 2020 2:00 PM EDT

The average person has between 12,000 - 60,000 thoughts per day. That's a lot of thoughts. And while some of them might be somewhat intelligent, most of them are subconscious nonsense that we'd never admit out loud. Welcome to this week's top weekly Shower Thoughts, where we give you the highest-rated nonsense that passes through the brains of an average Joe. 

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    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Lindvaettr 2 days ago The townsfolk might have liked Belle from Beauty and the Beast more if she hadn't constantly danced around town singing about how boring they all were
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    Text - O r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/yaboi2010 3 days ago GTA has everything you wish you could do on the Sims. The Sims has everything you wish you could do on GTA.
    via u/yaboi2010
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/grandpagrandpaa 1 day ago Everyone wants to be billionaires so they can help the world. Unfortunately that's exactly why they will never be billionaires.
    via u/grandpagrandpaa
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Happy_Each_Day 1 day ago In cartoon universes, race cars have an extra gear that only becomes available when the driver becomes more determined.
    via u/Happy_Each_Day
  • 05
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Awards_from_Army 6 days ago The first sitcom to decide to use a laugh track must have been really insecure about their jokes
    via u/Awards_from_Army
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/thestraightCDer 5 days ago 2021 will be the year of the Documentary.
    via u/thestraightCDer
  • 07
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/flapjackbandit00 4 days ago Humans like to be not wet or fully wet. It's the intermediate levels of wet that gives us trouble.
    via u/flapjackbandit00
  • 08
    Text - Posted by u/ScenicFlyer41 6 days ago Dogs are one of the only animals that run towards people rather than away
    via u/ScenicFlyer41
  • 09
    Text - O r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/darthatheos 5 days ago Window repair must be a big business in Gotham City.
    via u/darthatheos
  • 10
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/cgund 3 days ago Cashews fished out of a can of mixed nuts taste better and are more appealing than cashews taken from a can of just cashews.
    via u/cgund
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/pbandjadin 4 days ago When buying trash bags, at first the box is the container for the trash bags, but at the end, the trash bag is the container for the box.
    via u/pbandjadin
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/autistic_developer 5 days ago Foxes seem to be half-way between cats and dogs
    via u/autistic_developer
  • 13
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/ZachAttack6089 2 days ago It's really, really easy to misrepresent statistics however you want. For example, Earth has billions of more deaths than all other planets in the solar system combined, and it's also the only planet with knee-high socks.
    via u/ZachAttack6089

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